Paranoid Decisions: What to Do When Paranoid

Are you a highly functioning member of society who's suddenly developed a strong sense of paranoia?

Well, don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some decisions to make when you're feeling paranoid:

1. Stock up on spare chairs for your eventual escape plan.

2. Learn to make your own socks in case of a dystopian takeover.

3. Build an escape pod in your backyard (just don't tell your neighbors).

4. Learn to code so you can build your own surveillance-free chat app.

5. Stock up on canned goods for the eventual apocalypse.