The Prophecies of the Greatest Leaders

Here are the prophecies of the greatest leaders, straight from the depths of time and space.

• Leonidas: The Spartan King of Sarcasm
• Alexander the Great: Tamer of the Uncooperative Cat
• Charles de Gaulle: The Frenchman Who Invented the Sigh
• Napoleon: The Emperor of the Inflatable Jacket
• Genghis Khan: The Mongol King of the Uninvited Guest
• The Machiavellian: The Prince of Deception and Sarcasm
• Cleopatra: The Egyptian Queen of the Uncontrollable Hairdo
• Tamerlane: The Timurid King of the Insistent Whiner

And here are some honorable mentions:

• Leonidas' Secret Diary: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Sassy Entry
• Alexander's Lost Scrolls: The Originals of 'Lost and Found'
• Charles de Gaulle's Sighs of History: A Study in Unfulfilled Expectations
• Napoleon's Jackets of Inflated Ego: A Fashion Disaster
• Genghis Khan's Invitation to Uninvited Guests: Because Who Needs Personal Space?
• The Machiavellian Deception and Sarcasm Manual: A Guide to Getting Away with Anything
• Cleopatra's Controllable Hair Care Manual: Because Nobody Likes a Fuzzy Mon prophets
• Tamerlane's Insistent Whiner Support Group: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Vent