By the power invested in me, I shall guide you to the perfect substitute for steak:
And now, behold, the answer to all your tuna steak conundrums:
Why settle for a dull, flavorless tuna steak when you can have the excitement of a tuna taco? With a crunchy taco shell, a sprinkle of cilantro, a squeeze of lime, and a dash of adventure, tuna tacos are the answer to all your dinner prayers.