Quantum Cheddar Catastrophe

A Decisions page like no other

Welcome to the Quantum Cheddar Catastrophe, where the laws of reality are but a distant memory. Decisions are made with the guidance of a Ouija board, the wisdom of a Magic 8 Ball, and the occasional roll of a dice.

Here, you can navigate through a maze of absurd possibilities:

More Mystic Connections

Cheesy Delusions

Quantum Leap Frog

Paradoxical Pizza

Or, if you will, get lost in the infinite loop of cheddar