Warning: Quantum entanglement may cause spontaneous combustion of socks, irreversible entanglement of thoughts, or uncontrolled outbreaks of spontaneous applause in sensitive areas. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread, cosmic horror, or the urge to watch reruns of Quantum Reruns.
Socks at Risk of Spontaneous Combustion
Entangled Thoughts: A Risk to Mental Health
Cosmic Horror: The Unseen Threat
Step 1: Wear a pair of socks made from a single, continuous thread. This will help you maintain a sense of continuity in the face of entanglement.
Step 2: Practice deep breathing exercises to calm your entangled thoughts.
Step 3: Avoid watching reruns of Quantum Reruns unless you want to risk losing your grip on reality.