Decision Paralysis Pivot

Ah, the eternal conundrum: too many choices, not enough time. Welcome to the Decision Paralysis Pivot, where the only decision you have to make is which flavor of existential dread to experience.

Strategies:

Which one will it be? The world may never know, but you will.

Overthink It: for the indecisive

Overanalyze It: for the ultra-indecisive