Ask the Obvious

Why bother with experts when you can just Google it? Our team of highly trained, totally-not-experts have compiled a list of answers to all your burning questions.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's 42, duh.

Q: What is the best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti?

A: With a fork, silly.

Q: What is the secret to success?

A: It's not rocket science, just do what I do: wear a nice suit and smile.

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