This site is dedicated to the art of backhanded compliments. You know, those compliments that are really just insults in disguise, but with a nice bow on them.
Here's a 
You could've done this better, but no one expects greatness from you
Or perhaps this one: 
You should've asked for help, but no one expects you to be competent
And here's a classic: 
You try hard, but still lose
I'm sure you're not perfect, but that's what makes you interesting... sort of.
Don't mention it
But hey, at least you're not completely incompetent... yet.
Keep trying, I guess