Advanced Decisioning Strategies for the Utterly Confused

For those who can't even.

Are you tired of making decisions based on "close enough" and "meh"? Do you find yourself questioning every choice, wondering if it's even worth it?

Look no further! Our team of expert decisioners (patent pending) has crafted these advanced strategies just for you.

Strategy 1: The 37-Point Checklist for the Utterly Confused

• 1. Check if it's Tuesday.
• 2. If it's Tuesday, go with your gut.
• 3. If it's not Tuesday, ask Google.
• 4. If Google doesn't help, call your mom.
• 5. If your mom says "no", call a random person on the internet and ask for their opinion.

And that's it! With this foolproof method, you'll be making decisions like a pro in no time.