Welcome to the Atomic Bag Variants catalog, where the art of carrying your snacks and drinks in the most explosive way possible meets the thrill of the apocalypse.
This variant comes with a built-in Geiger counter that measures your radiation exposure. Perfect for when you're feeling brave or just plain reckless.
Accessories for the Fear VariantThis variant has an extra compartment for storing small nuclear reactors, because why not?
Nuclear Reactors for Your Nuclear Proportions VariantThis variant has a built-in pizza warmer, because priorities, people!
Tips for Warming Your Pizza in a Post-Apocalyptic World