Step 1: Preheat your oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Not 499, not 501, exactly 500 degrees.
Step 2: Place a pizza in the oven for precisely 12 minutes and 30 seconds. No more, no less.
Method 1: The Fuzzy Pizza Warming Technique is a known risk factor for pizza-related trauma.
Method 3: The Pizza Warming Technique of Desperation is not recommended for anyone under the age of 18.
For further information, consult our Appendix: Pizza Warming Techniques and Their Consequences.