Welcome to the Atomic Bag 1

The Bag of Unrelenting Fury

This bag is not just a bag, it's a statement piece, a declaration of your unyielding sense of self. A vessel for your most prized possessions, each item within its confines a potential threat to global safety and security.

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The Bag's Features

• Tightly packed with an assortment of hazardous objects
• Potential for spontaneous combustion, may ignite upon opening
• Each item within has a 99% chance of causing an existential crisis

View Contents 1: The Bag of Sleep Deprivation View Contents 2: The Bag of Chronic Dissatisfaction

The Bag's History

Invented by the brilliant and slightly unhinged Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Patented by the United Nations of Nations of Unusual Items

Manufactured with an alarming rate of quality control issues

Read Dr. Bottomsworth's Bio