Atomic Toaster 3000: The Ultimate Breakfast Appliance
Are you tired of boring, non-destructive toasting? Do you want to level up your breakfast game with a little explosive flair? Look no further than the Atomic Toaster 3000!
Features:
- High-contrast, nuclear-armed toasting technology
- Up to 10x the toasting power of a standard toaster
- Optional: Self-destruct sequence for when things get too hot
Don't just toast bread, level the neighborhood.
Technical Specifications:
- Dimensions: 12" x 12" x 8" (plus 4" of radiation shielding)
- Weight: 20 lbs (empty), 50 lbs (fully loaded with nuclear material)
- Power: 120V, 60Hz, 10A (but only 9.9A if you use the optional toaster-only setting)
Side effects may include: Toast that is slightly too hot, slightly too crispy, or slightly too radioactive.
Accessories:
- Atomic Toaster 3000 manual: A comprehensive guide to using your new favorite appliance
- Toast-jector attachment: For when you want to toast things other than bread
- Emergency response kit: In case things get out of hand
Learn more about our comprehensive owner's manual or see how you can toast more than just bread with our Toast-jector attachment.
Frequently Asked Questions about the Atomic Toaster 3000