Atomic Umbrella Safety Tips

Because you want to survive the impending apocalypse with style.

Tip 1: Wear a helmet, not a hat

It's not just for cyclists, people!
Tip 2: Practice nuclear evacuation drills with your family

You know, just in case.
Tip 3: Don't drink from the tap water

It's not just for aesthetics prophets, people!

Side Effect Warning

May cause increased paranoia, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding about that last one).

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