Emergency Dance Moves

The Atomic Shuffle

A classic move for when you're stuck in a nuclear reactor core.

1. Quickly move your feet from side to side while making loud, panicked "BEEP BEEP" noises.

2. Flail your arms wildly to simulate nuclear reactor controls.

3. Stomp your feet to create a makeshift nuclear containment field.

For when you're surrounded by a pack of angry, mutated rodents.

1. Spin around in a circle while shouting "I'm a scientist, I'm a scientist!"

2. Perform a series of sharp, staccato jazz hands.

3. Tap dance on the hood of a nearby car to signal for help.

For when you're stuck in a radioactive toxic waste dump.

1. March in place, singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" but replacing "dogs" with "radioactive isotopes".

2. Wiggle your hips to simulate the oscillations of a dying nuclear plant.

3. Stomp your feet to create a makeshift radiation shield.

Remember, these moves may not actually save you from certain doom, but they'll make you feel better about it.