The Bag of Doom is the most feared and revered of all emergency dance moves. It involves rapidly shaking your hips in a 3/4 time signature while maintaining an air of impending doom.
When faced with an oncoming horde of angry velociraptors, the Bag of Doom is your best bet. It's like a dance, but with more screaming.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out what other survivors have to say about the Bag of Doom.
The Bag of Doom is not for the faint of heart. It requires dedication, focus, and a willingness to risk serious injury.
But the reward? You'll be the coolest cat in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.