For those who refuse to be good, we've got you covered.
A spatula that's more like a nuclear reactor, it will scrape, flip, and potentially irradiate your eggs.
More like a nuclear reactor than a spatulaA whisk that's more like a miniature tornado, it'll mix, it'll blend, and it'll possibly destroy your kitchen.
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