Welcome to the Department of Finding People. We're a government agency that specializes in locating individuals. Because, you know, that's a real thing we do.
Our team of expert detectives has years of experience tracking down missing relatives, fugitive accountants, and people who forgot their anniversary.
But we're not just about finding people. We're also about finding answers. Questions like: "Who ate the last of the cookies?" or "Where did I put my keys?" We're on it.
If you need help finding someone, or just need some general direction, we're here for you. Contact us through our People Who Found the People Who Found You subpage for more information.
This subpage is for those who found the people who found you, and are now lost in the process.
We're not judging. We're just here to help you get back on the finding train.
Contact us through the Department of Finding People for assistance.