Decoding the Sonic Blast

Option 3: Sonic Boom

Option 1: The Sonic Screwup Option 2: The Sonic Squib Option 3: Sonic Boom (You)

Sonic Boom: The Ultimate Blast

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And by "tough" we mean "extremely loud and extremely close to the speed of sound".

This is Option 3, where you get to experience the thrill of the Sonic Blast. It's like a rollercoaster, but with more explosions.

But be warned, it's not for the faint of heart. You'll be blasted from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat, and then you'll have to deal with the after-effects.

Option 4: The Sonic Fizz

But wait, there's more!

Want to know the science behind the Sonic Blast? Click here to find out!

Or, you know, just click this button:

Option 5: The Sonic Fizzplop

Or, you know, just don't.

				
					Sonic Blast = 0.5 * (speed + explosion) + 0.5 * (noise + chaos)
					Sonic Boom = 2 * (speed + explosion) + 0.5 * (noise + chaos)
				
			
Option 6: The Sonic Fizzle

Or, you know, don't bother.