Warning: Do not touch the glowy thing. It might just kill you.
Rule 1: Wear a hazmat suit. It's not like it will help or anything, but it's a thing to do.
Rule 2: Don't eat the glowy thing. Seriously, it's not food. It's like eating a radioactive jellyfish.
What is a lethal dose?, you ask?
Rule 4: Do not stare directly at the glowy thing. It's like looking at the sun, but, you know, without the sun's redeeming qualities.
Rule 5: If you must stare directly at the glowy thing, please do not blink. Blinking is bad.
Rule 7: If you are not dead, congratulations! You have successfully followed the radiation safety rules!
Or, you know, maybe not.