Radioactive Cooking: Where the Radiation Count is Always Off the Charts!

Located in the heart of the abandoned nuclear plant, Radioactive Cooking is the place where culinary art meets nuclear science.

Our chef, Dr. Bunsen, has spent years perfecting the art of infusing every dish with just the right amount of radiation.

Our menu changes daily, depending on the radiation levels in the surrounding area. Today's special: Mutations of the Day!

Don't worry, we're not just cooking with any old radiation. We're talking high-grade, Category 5, 'I'm-gonna-make-you-shine-in-the-dark' kind of radiation.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Radiation Ratings page to see for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Radiation Challenge! You might just find yourself glowing with delight!

Note: Please do not attempt to eat here if you have a pulse.