Heel-Print Identification: The Art of Sock Hacking

Step 1: Collect and analyze heel prints from your target.

Step 2: Use our proprietary Sock-O-Meter to detect the presence of cotton, polyester, or a hint of spandex.

Step 3: Compare your findings to our exhaustive database of known Heel-Prints.

Step 4: Match your results to our Heel-Print Identification Chart.

Step 5: Serve up a side of existential dread as you confront the harsh reality that your sock drawer is a never-ending abyss of despair.

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