The Technique of Decisiveness: A Guide

The art of making tough choices. It's like being the captain of the Titanic, but without the impending doom.

Step 1: Gather all relevant data. Or just pretend to.

The 5-Second Rule: When in doubt, wait 5 seconds.

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Step 2: Weigh the options. Or just pick one. It's all the same.

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