Can I choose a thread with actual meaning?
Ah, no. Our threads are made of the flimsiest of fibers, woven from the very essence of internet despair. But hey, at least they're not as dull as the ones on Are our threads made of actual materials?.
However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to find the What happens when I choose a random thread? page. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
But what about the threads that look like they have actual meaning?
Oh, those are just our decoy threads. We like to think they're like the siren song of the internet: alluring, but ultimately leading you deeper into the abyss.
Can I still choose a thread with actual meaning?
No. You're on your own, pal. But don't say we didn't warn you.