What Happens If I Choose the Wrong Thread?

Oh, the agony! The anguish! The existential dread!

Choosing the wrong thread can have devastating consequences. It may lead to:

• A lifetime of regret
• An epidemic of sanity
• Eternal rotation of the dial, stuck in an infinite loop of "are you sure?"

But wait, there's more! Choosing the wrong thread can also lead to:

• Unending meetings with the " Thread Selection Committee"
• The constant presence of a nagging, disembodied voice in your head, whispering "You should have chosen the other one."
• Unintentional creation of a sentient thread-based entity with a penchant for world domination.

Don't say we didn't warn you...