5.2 The Sprint Planning Page

Where the magic happens. Sort of.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals gather here to plan their sprints, which are really just excuses for us to eat free pizza.

• The Burn Down: Where we reflect on our existential crises
• The Estimates: Where we try to be realistic (but usually aren't)
• The Execution: Where we pretend to be productive, but really we're just browsing cat videos
• The Retrospect: Where we look back and wonder why we ever thought we could meet that deadline

But wait, there's more!

You can also check out our Values Page, where you can learn about the sacred principles that guide our decision-making process.