Treatment of Parmesan-Injections

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Injections of Parmesan cheese have been known to:

Permeate the bloodstream and cause irreversible damage to your wallet.
Trigger spontaneous singing and dancing in patients.
Grant the recipient temporary superpowers.
Turn patients into human-Italian food hybrids.

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

Temporary loss of control over one's lasagna cravings.
Inability to stop thinking about cannoli for more than 12 hours.
Sudden urges to wear a "Nonna" t-shirt.

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