Oversized Belt Safety Guidelines
Warning: Wearing an oversized belt is a serious hazard to your health and well-being.
- Risk of spontaneous combustion from excessive waistband flailage
- Potential for catastrophic belt-snapping incidents
- Increased likelihood of being mistaken for a sumo wrestler at a family reunion
But don't worry, we have guidelines to save you from the brink of disaster.
Pre-Precautions:
- Wear a seatbelt in a car at all times
- Avoid wearing an oversized belt while operating heavy machinery
- Never, ever, wear an oversized belt while riding a unicycle
And for the love of all things good, don't try this at home.
Visit our Oversized Belt Safety Training page for more information.