Oversized Belt Safety Guidelines

Warning: Wearing an oversized belt is a serious hazard to your health and well-being.

• Risk of spontaneous combustion from excessive waistband flailage
• Potential for catastrophic belt-snapping incidents
• Increased likelihood of being mistaken for a sumo wrestler at a family reunion

But don't worry, we have guidelines to save you from the brink of disaster.

Pre-Precautions:

• Wear a seatbelt in a car at all times
• Avoid wearing an oversized belt while operating heavy machinery
• Never, ever, wear an oversized belt while riding a unicycle

And for the love of all things good, don't try this at home.

Visit our Oversized Belt Safety Training page for more information.