Workshop Crisis Management - Survival Guidelines

Code Red: The Basics

When your code breaks, don't panic. Stay calm, and follow these steps:

				import crisisManagement from 'workshopCrisis';
				crisisManagement().handleCrisis();
			

Step 1: Call the fire department (aka, IT)

Step 2: Breathe, and try not to think of all the things that could have been avoided

Step 3: Call in an external consultant to tell you it's not your fault

Crisis Management 101

Learn from the experts (aka, Google)

				https://www.cnn.com/tech/
				or
				https://www.youtube.com/crisismanagement
			

Read more about crisis management

When in Doubt

Call in sick, but only if you're not just avoiding actual work

Or, you know, just pretend to call in sick and work from home

Ponder the meaning of life, aka, take a nap

Crisis Management Hierarchy

Don't be afraid to escalate

Follow this strict chain of command:

				1. Your manager
				2. The CEO
				3. The coffee machine
				(Note: The coffee machine is only for extreme cases)
			

Learn more about the crisis management hierarchy