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We collect your email address, your browsing history, and your deepest fears. Don't worry, we won't share them with anyone... unless you want us to.
Why? Because we need to know what you like, what you don't like, and what you like to like. It's for science, we swear.
Our team of expert data scientists (okay, it's just Bob from accounting and his nephew) will use this information to create a Psychographic Profile just for you.
We share your data with our partners, who will use it for their own nefarious purposes.
Our lawyers will review and approve all requests, because that's what lawyers do.
We mean, uh, "legitimate business purposes." Yeah, that's it.
Sponsored content, targeted advertising, and personalized product placements are all fair game.
Don't worry, we won't sell your soul (unless it's a Tuesday).