_goals of being told what to do are so overrated_

Decisive Creativity 201: The Art ofประกNot Being Told What to Do

In this esteemed course, we will teach you the art of doing the opposite of what we tell you to do. It's a delicate dance of autonomy and anarchy, a balance of being told what to do and being told to do the opposite.

Course Objectives:

Learn to ignore instructions and do what you want.
Develop the skill of being told what to do and then doing the opposite.
Master the art of making excuses for why you didn't do what you were told to do.

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