CREATIVITY CRISIS HOTLINE

Call us for any creative crisis that life throws at you.

Are you feeling uninspired? Do you lack the muse? Do your ideas feel like they're stuck in a rut?

We've got just the thing: a hotline dedicated to guiding you through the creative wilderness.

Our expert team of highly-trained creatives will help you:

• Generate a new idea that doesn't suck
• Help you find the perfect font to match your inner monologue
• Assist you in crafting the perfect existential crisis-themed poem

Don't let your creativity go to waste! Call us at 1-800-CREATIVE-CRISIS or visit our website at creativitycrisishotline.com

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, try our Sad Squad hotline, because let's be real, that's a thing now

Our Hotline is Open

(Monday - Thursday: 9am-5pm EST, Friday: 9am-4pm EST, Saturday: closed, Sunday: open to anyone who needs it most)

Call us, or don't, we won't judge you.

(But honestly, we will judge you. We're creatives, we're judgmental. Deal with it.)