Enroll Now in Deflection 1010

Because Focus is Overrated

Welcome to Deflection 1010, the premier institute for training in the art of distraction. Our expert instructors will teach you the secrets of deflecting your attention away from anything that actually matters.

With our patented Deflection 1010 Method, you'll learn to:

• Surf the depths of cat videos
• Get lost in the world of celebrity scandals
• Develop a passion for extreme knitting

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We have the following courses available:

• Master the Art of Procrastination
• Deflecting from Adulthood (Ages 25-35)
• Advanced Deflection Theory (Ages 18+)

Don't wait – Enroll Now and start deflecting your way to a life of purposeful distraction!