Deflection 707 is a revolutionary new approach to productivity: we're not here to help you focus. Instead, we're here to distract you from the things that are truly important.
Our patented Deflection Technology uses cutting-edge algorithms to redirect your attention away from your to-do lists, towards our carefully curated selection of cat videos, memes, and existential crises.
Whether you're a busy professional, a stay-at-home parent, or just someone who can't be bothered, Deflection 707 has got you covered.