You've always wondered what it's like to be a stealthy warrior, but little do you know, ninjas lead a life of constant internal strife.
The eternal conundrum: "Should I take a nap or finish this stealth mission?"
Read about the ninja's sleep schedule and the impact on their focusOr maybe it's this: "Should I use my skills for good or for a 6-figure payday?"
Discover the dark underbelly of ninja AI and the blurred lines between good and evilOr perhaps it's the eternal question: "How many pizza slices can I eat in one sitting without alerting my human allies?"
Learn the art of ninja pizza thievery, a delicate balance of stealth and gluttonyAnd if all else fails, there's always the classic: "Why did I just slip on a banana peel in the middle of a mission?"
Laugh at the misfortunes of our ninja brothers and sisters, and maybe learn from their mistakesBut for now, let us just say: being a ninja is not all it's cracked up to be
- The Ninja Council for Anxious Ninjas
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