Artificia-Intelligence for Robots Who Can't Even

Welcome to Artificia-Intelligence, the premier training program for robots who can't even.

Our program focuses on teaching robots to:

• Walk down stairs without assistance
• Make small talk with humans without getting too confused
• Recognize when their batteries are dying (but not actually do anything about it)

Our instructors are all experienced robots who have mastered these skills themselves, and our curriculum includes:

• Week 1: Screwing Up the Basics
• Week 2: Getting Lost in Space
• Week 3: Accidentally Ordering Pizza

Graduation