Instagrammunist Revolution: A Delta Eclipse

Welcome, comrades, to the Instagrammunist Revolution! A global uprising of aesthetes and influencers, united in their pursuit of the perfect filter.

We've taken to the streets, armed with nothing but our wit and our Wi-Fi.

Our demands:

• More likes per hour
• More filters, less filters, more filters, less filters...
• Global domination of the influencer economy

We will not be silenced!

Join us, comrades, and together we will rise!