Non-Perishable Food Items
- Canned Beans - A Legume of Hope
- Dried Fruits - A Fruitful Alternative
- Honey - The Golden Nectar of Survival
Perishable Food Items
We know, we know, you're thinking "But what about the fancy cheeses and chocolates?" Listen, don't get us started. We're not exactly sure what kind of apocalypse you'll be facing, but we're assuming it's going to be the usual: radiation-filled, zombie-ridden, and utterly bleak. So, here's what we've got for you:
- Eggs - The Original, Pre-Prepared Meal
- Cheese - The Siren Song of Survival
- Avocado - The Green, Green, Green Machine
We're sorry, folks. That's all we've got. If you're still looking for more, try the Tools page. Or, you know, just Google it. But let's be real, what are the odds?