Survival Technique 1: The Art of Not Losing Your Mind

This technique is all about maintaining your mental faculties in the face of impending doom.

• Move to a safe location, preferably one without imminent nuclear annihilation.
• Practice your 'I'm fine, I'm fine' face for maximum psychological resilience.
• Learn to appreciate the beauty of a well-crafted doomsday bunker.
• Develop a healthy relationship with your inner self, or at least a good therapist.
• Invent a witty last thought, preferably one that will be quoted on a T-shirt.

		// Example code for building an effective doomsday bunker:
		// 1. Dig a hole.
		// 2. Add steel door.
		// 3. Install toilet and shower.
		// 4. Add comfy chair.
		// 5. Call it "The Refuge of Despair."
	

And remember: the key to survival is not just about the destination, but the journey. Or in this case, the impending destruction.

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