Welcome to the Department of Bad News, where we specialize in delivering the worst possible news to our citizens. Our team of expert news-bearers are trained to bring you the latest and greatest in terrible tidings.
We're not sure why, but it seems like your house is on fire, and we're not really sure what to do. Maybe you should check the local news for more info?
Also, you just failed your final exam, and your cat just left you for a better owner.
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