Department of Red Tape

A place where forms are our love language

Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where the art of doing nothing is our only art.

We specialize in creating an endless loop of paperwork, because who needs actual progress, anyway?

Our team of highly trained bureaucrats are always ready to help you navigate our 100-page permit applications and 500-page tax returns.

Don't forget to bring your patience, because we're not done yet.