Our Mission
We exist to create more paperwork, more forms, and more bureaucratic hoops for you to jump through.
Our goal is to ensure that every interaction with our department is a frustrating experience.
We're like a never-ending game of "red tape tag" where you're always one form away from losing.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated officials are dedicated to serving you.
But don't just take our word for it: