Our mission is to create an impenetrable fortress of red tape, a labyrinthine maze of forms and regulations that will keep you guessing until the end of time.
We are the gatekeepers of the gatekeepers, the bureaucrats of the bureaucracy, the red-tape wizards of the red tape.
Our goal is to create a world where every step forward is met with two steps back, where every solution is met with a new problem, and every door is met with a locked door.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly underpaid employees who are dedicated to your service.Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to get lost in the red tape.