Rules of the Absurd

Rule 1: The Department of the Absurd Shall Always Be Right

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 7 of the Absurdian Constitution clearly states that the Department of the Absurd shall always be right, even when it's wrong.

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Rule 2: Absurdity is a Valid Reason for Absconding

Section 5, Article 2 of the Absurdian Code states that any employee who invokes Absurdity as a reason for absconding shall be granted a 3-day paid vacation, plus a complimentary "I'm not here" sign for their cubicle.

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Rule 3: The Department of the Absurd Shall Always Eat the Last Donut

Section 9, Article 1 of the Absurdian Handbook states that the last donut in the break room is always reserved for the Director of the Department of the Absurd, unless someone has already eaten it.

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