Section of Bureaucratic Red Tape
Welcome to the Department of the Absurd, where we take pride in making your life as complicated as possible. Our section of Bureaucratic Red Tape is dedicated to the art of filling out forms in triplicate, waiting for approval, and getting lost in a sea of paperwork.
Important Note: Please be aware that our department has a 300-page application process for any new hire, and a 500-page manual for our standard procedures. If you're still interested in joining us, please don't hesitate to contact us.