Department of the Absurd: Section of Incomprehensible Internal Memos

**MEMORANDUM**

**TO:** All Agents of Chaos and Anarchy

**FROM:** The Department of the Absurd, Ministry of Incomprehensible Affairs

**SUBJECT:** The Incomprehensible Nature of Our Existence

We are pleased to inform you that our latest study on the meaning of life has been inconclusive. As it turns out, the answer to the ultimate question is still "42" but only on Tuesdays.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our team has been reorganized to reflect the infinite improbability of the universe. New departmental hierarchy:

• Section of Irrelevant Statistics
• Section of Quantum Fluctuations
• Section of Chronic Ineptitude

**Please report any further questions or concerns to the Department of the Absurd, Ministry of Incomprehensible Affairs.**

**DO NOT ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND THIS DOCUMENT.**

**IF YOU MUST READ THIS DOCUMENT, PLEASE WEAR A HAZMAT SUIT.**

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