DEPUTY DEFLECTION THEORY

Deputy Deflection Theory (DDT) is a revolutionary new paradigm for deflecting blame. Developed by our team of expert deputy-deflectors, DDT is the go-to solution for anyone looking to avoid responsibility.

Key Principles

• Deflection by Misdirection: A classic DDT technique where one deflects blame by pointing to a completely unrelated, yet somehow relevant, fact.
• Blame-Transfer: Shift the burden of responsibility to a subordinate or peer, making them the scapegoat for your actions.
• The Classic "I'm Just Trying To Help": A tried-and-true deflection technique where you present yourself as a benevolent guide, deflecting criticism with a patronizing tone.
• The "I'm Not A Mindless Drone": A more advanced DDT strategy where one deflects responsibility by asserting their independence and individuality, while still achieving the desired outcome.

Learn more about these deflection techniques and how to implement them in your everyday life:

• Techniques
• Examples of DDT in Action
• Countermeasures: How to defend against DDT attacks

Stay tuned for more updates and breakthroughs in the field of deputy-deflection!