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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DEPUTY'S

TO MY BELOVED DEPUTY SQUAD:

I, DEPUTY, being of somewhat sound mind and disposing of my assets (which are mostly just this tacky desk chair), do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament.

I leave my beloved "To-Do-List" to my trusty sidekick, Officer.
I leave my entire collection of donut-shaped stress balls to my arch-nemesis, The Donut King.
I leave my 1987 Pontiac Firebird to my long-suffering partner, Deputy-in-arms.

I request that my estate be divided equally among the following beneficiaries:

Officer: For their unwavering dedication to our department's 3 o'clock coffee break.
The Donut King: For their unwavering dedication to my stomach's well-being.
Deputy-in-arms: For their unwavering dedication to my sanity.

I hereby appoint Officer as the Executor of this will, with the authority to carry out my wishes as decreed herein.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto subscribed my name, this 20th day of February, 2023.

Deputy's Signature