A: Because your ancestors are judging you, and you need to make them look good.
A: Use a strong solvent and a good lawyer. But seriously, just Google it.
A: Only if they were cool people. Otherwise, just stick to whitewashing their taste in 90s fashion.
A: Only if you're not good at it. Then you'll just look like a poser.
What to Do When Captured Whitewashing Hazards