Overlord Whitewashing 101: Advanced Deputy Denizens

By the great and powerful, Zorvath the Unyielding

Chapter 3: Homework 1: "The Art of Erasing History"

As a skilled Overlord, your duty is to protect the integrity of our glorious nation's history. But what happens when your ancestors did something, well, regrettable?

Using only your cunning and a can of Erase-O-Matic, delete every mention of the embarrassing incident from all records, media, and public memory.

Remember, a good Overlord always covers his tracks.

Time is of the essence! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to:

Don't bother with the truth. We don't need the truth. We need spin.

Good luck, and may the force be with you!

Disclaimer: Eraser-in-a-can not included in the price of admission. Use at your own risk. Side effects may include: loss of sleep, loss of friends, loss of reputation. Use only as directed.